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When we watched the oscars this week, there was some blatently obvious “lobbying” from people in tuxedos that i’ve never heard of. The main thing they were trying to get accross is that in order to enjoy a movie the “right” way , you had to go to a movie theatre and interact with other humans. I call shenanigans. I’m betting the closest thing these clowns get to a regular theater is to drive by them for previews and opening nights. Anyway…

10 reasons i’ll be at home.

1. Only I yell at the screen at home
2. The floors not sicky
3. No odd fishy smell
4. Can pause to pee
5. It’s not so bad when we’re the only ones laughing
6. I’m not deaf when I leave
7. The seat is always good
8. No driving!
9. It’s cheaper to buy a dvd then go to the movies
10. Alchohol available at the consession stand

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